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Faith / Purpose / Everyday life
Don’t Be a Dumb Bass Tee
$31.99
Made to order · Typically ships in 2–7 business days · Free U.S. shipping $75+
A little fishing humor goes a long way. Don’t Be a Dumb Bass brings a playful reminder to your next lake day, boat ride, or everyday adventure.
Part of ETERNL Waters, this back-led design pairs its bass graphic with a subtle front mark. Made for people who love time on the water and a good laugh along the way.
THE DETAILS
Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee
100% ring-spun US cotton
Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed unisex fit
Tubular construction and double-needle stitching
Sizes S–3XL
CARE
Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Use low heat when ironing and avoid the printed design. Do not dry clean.
Size & fit
Comfort Colors 1717 · Relaxed unisex fit
Measure a tee laid flat: width across the chest and length from shoulder to hem. Compare with a tee you already own; these are garment dimensions, not body measurements.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve from center back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.62 | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25 | 28.00 | 17.75 |
| L | 22.00 | 29.37 | 19.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 30.75 | 20.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 31.62 | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.50 | 23.25 |
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve from center back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 46.36 | 67.61 | 41.28 |
| M | 51.44 | 71.12 | 45.09 |
| L | 55.88 | 74.6 | 48.26 |
| XL | 60.96 | 78.11 | 52.07 |
| 2XL | 66.04 | 80.31 | 55.25 |
| 3XL | 70.49 | 82.55 | 59.06 |
Measurements may vary by up to 1.5 in (3.81 cm).
Sizes shown are offered for this product. Color and size availability varies; choose your combination above.
Shipping & returns
US shipping only. Free standard shipping on orders $75+.
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