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Faith / Purpose / Everyday life
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DON'T WAIT UP. I NEED A MINUTE. 🏃
Some people run marathons. Some people run for fun. And some of us are just trying to remember why we started running in the first place.
Meet Bigfoot. He's got the running shoes, the race bib, and the determination. Unfortunately, his lungs didn't get the memo.
Whether you're tackling your first 5K, getting back into shape, or simply trying to survive the warm-up, this tee celebrates everyone who's ever needed a little extra time to catch their breath.
Featuring a retro sunset, mountain scenery, vintage-inspired lettering, and one seriously winded Sasquatch, this design brings some much-needed humor to the fitness journey.
Because progress isn't always pretty. Sometimes it's sweaty, awkward, and involves standing with your hands on your knees questioning every decision that brought you here.
You don't have to be the fastest. Just keep moving.
And seriously... don't wait up. He's gonna need another minute. 😂
Details
Care
Machine wash cold. Non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry low. Iron on medium heat, avoiding the printed design. Do not dry clean.
Bella+Canvas 3001 · Unisex retail fit
Measure a tee laid flat: width across the chest and length from shoulder to hem. Compare with a tee you already own; these are garment dimensions, not body measurements.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.50 | 27.00 | 8.60 |
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 8.90 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 9.20 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 9.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 9.70 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 10.00 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 10.40 |
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 41.91 | 68.58 | 21.84 |
| S | 45.72 | 71.12 | 22.61 |
| M | 50.8 | 73.66 | 23.37 |
| L | 55.88 | 76.2 | 24.13 |
| XL | 60.96 | 78.74 | 24.64 |
| 2XL | 66.04 | 81.28 | 25.4 |
| 3XL | 71.12 | 83.82 | 26.42 |
Measurements may vary by up to 1.5 in (3.81 cm).
Sizes shown are offered for this product. Color and size availability varies; choose your combination above.
US shipping only. Free standard shipping on orders $75+.
ETERNL LIFE brings an eternal perspective to the everyday — on the water, on the trail, in the gym, and wherever life takes you.
We currently ship within the United States only. See our shipping policy for details.
Standard shipping is free on US orders of $75 or more. Shipping for orders below $75 is calculated at checkout.