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Faith / Purpose / Everyday life
I HOPE YOUR EMAIL NEVER FINDS ME. Tee
$31.99
Made to order · Typically ships in 2–7 business days · Free U.S. shipping $75+
I HOPE YOUR EMAIL NEVER FINDS ME.
Some days, the best out-of-office reply is no reply at all. Bigfoot has claimed a chair by the water, the sun is setting, and the inbox can wait.
This ETERNL Waters tee brings a little humor to beach days, lake weekends, and well-earned time away from the screen. For anyone who would rather watch the sunset than refresh their email.
Details
- Comfort Colors® 1717 garment-dyed tee
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed unisex fit
- Pre-shrunk fabric and double-needle stitching
- Front Bigfoot, chair and sunset graphic; plain back
- Sizes S–3XL
Care
Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat; avoid the printed design. Do not dry clean.
Size & fit
Comfort Colors 1717 · Relaxed unisex fit
Measure a tee laid flat: width across the chest and length from shoulder to hem. Compare with a tee you already own; these are garment dimensions, not body measurements.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve from center back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.62 | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25 | 28.00 | 17.75 |
| L | 22.00 | 29.37 | 19.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 30.75 | 20.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 31.62 | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.50 | 23.25 |
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve from center back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 46.36 | 67.61 | 41.28 |
| M | 51.44 | 71.12 | 45.09 |
| L | 55.88 | 74.6 | 48.26 |
| XL | 60.96 | 78.11 | 52.07 |
| 2XL | 66.04 | 80.31 | 55.25 |
| 3XL | 70.49 | 82.55 | 59.06 |
Measurements may vary by up to 1.5 in (3.81 cm).
Sizes shown are offered for this product. Color and size availability varies; choose your combination above.
Shipping & returns
US shipping only. Free standard shipping on orders $75+.
Rooted in faith. Made for real life.
ETERNL LIFE brings an eternal perspective to the everyday — on the water, on the trail, in the gym, and wherever life takes you.